I've waited a long time to be able to write this post. There's just something about what 3 year old's say - they're just bloody hilarious! I remember reading Along Came Cherry a while back, laughing at all the funny things Jess had documented Cherry saying and thinking I couldn't wait until John was coming out with his very own array of laughter-enduing phrases. Maybe it's the fact he gets muddled up from time to time, or because most of it seems completely random but this kid has me in stitches on a daily basis.
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"John not like sharks. Sharks eat me."
"Jesus Christ!"
"John likes his juice. It's a wee bit ok."
"Mummy, John watch Tipsy & Tom?"
"John loves his willy."
"I'm not a pest! I'm a menace."
"Daddy - you sing Frozen! Why you not sing Frozen?!"
"This black haggis?" (Black pudding)
[Pointing at a swan]
"Look at that big seagull!"
"Daddy, you put on Tom & Jelly for John to watch?"
"When John's big like Mummy-Daddy, he drive a big van... And fire engine."
"John loves pasta bacon. (Pasta bake). It's John's favourite."
[Looking at my belly button piercing]
"Mummy has ring in her belly. She get another one when she gets married?"
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hahaha! I'm not a pest! I'm a menace made me laugh out loud...
ReplyDeleteWhat a character x
We often get told he's a, "little devil," too!
DeleteAh I love these Amy, I try and record a few of the things Mads says but my one is regret that I didn't record more of them over the years as I know they would be hilarious to look back on. x
ReplyDeleteThere's always so many I've forgotten to take note of, Katy but I really hope I can make a point of recording more of them as even reading back this post just now makes me laugh - I'm sure it'll be the same in yers to come!
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