Never Have I Ever... Before You Were Pregnant, That Is!

Ah, pregnancy. The time when a woman "blooms". Or so 'they' tell you. What they forget to mention is the rather unglamorous side of pregnancy. The incontinence, the bowel activities and the other lovely symptoms & sufferings that quickly become a part of daily life. Funny how everyone forgets to mention these things before you're actually pregnant and then suddenly it's everyone's business.

So taking a spin on the popular drinking game (grab your shots of Gaviscon, ladies) -- Never Have I Ever... The Pregnancy Edition!

 Peed yourself (just a little) whilst sneezing, running, being sick...
 Openly discussed your bowel movements - or lack of!
 Done shots of Gaviscon like shots of Sambuca.
 Sat on the bus with your legs wide open (because let's face it, it's the only comfortable way to sit).
Been completely sober for so many months.
 Chosen to actually drank alcohol-free beer or wine.
 Farted (a lot!) in front of your other half.
 Had your hair grow so quickly. And not just on your head...
 Let your lady garden grow! Not out of choice, may I add.
 Been on constant "knicker watch".
 Eaten more ice cream than you care to admit.
 Had such great looking boobs.
 Had such ugly looking bras.
 Asked for a helping hand out of the bath.
 Spent so much money or clothes that weren't for yourself.
 Gotten excited by shoes & socks that'd barely fit your big toe.
 Debated with yourself if its really worth picking that object off the floor or if it can just be left there.
 Cried at a charity appeal advert.
 Rolled around in absolute agony thanks to, ahem, trapped wind.
 Looked at your feet and thought they belonged to someone else. Someone... bigger...
 Thrown up in broad daylight. In public. And considered having a tshirt made that says, "I'm pregnant, not hungover."

Right ladies - dare you share your own pregnancy Never Have I Ever's?